Mabel

Say hello to Mabel, the robot who always seems to be “on a break.” Specializing in 503 errors, Mabel’s motto is, “I’m not broken—I’m just temporarily unavailable.” Whether it’s a high-traffic moment or an unscheduled siesta, Mabel is the master of politely shutting the door on your expectations.

 

When you stumble upon her, Mabel greets you with her sweetest smile and a charmingly unhelpful message: “Oopsie! Looks like I’m too busy right now. Can we try this again… later?” She might even offer you a refresh button, as if clicking it will magically fix the issue (spoiler: it won’t).

 

Mabel’s a bit of a diva when it comes to workload. A little too much traffic? She’s out. System updates? Oh, she’s definitely taking the day off. But with her adorable blinking eyes and friendly demeanor, it’s hard to stay mad at her.

 

Sure, Mabel may not be the most reliable, but she makes up for it with charm. Besides, she’s not gone forever—she’s just “resting her circuits.” Maybe. Probably. Hopefully.