Beatrice

And then there’s Beatrice, the fierce, no-nonsense robot who approaches networks like they’re overgrown forests in desperate need of pruning—with a chainsaw. Got a messy connection or a tangled network? Beatrice doesn’t untangle—she removes.

 

Beatrice operates with brutal efficiency. Firewalls? Gone. Redundant nodes? Say goodbye. Entire subnets? “Did you really need those?” She’ll gleefully carve through cables, routers, and protocols, leaving behind a minimalist network that’s… probably not functional but looks very tidy.

 

Her favorite line? “If it’s causing problems, I’ll just cut it out!” And cut she does—usually more than she should. But despite her destructive tendencies, Beatrice has an undeniable charm, confidently wielding her chainsaw while assuring you that “less is more.”

 

Just don’t let her near your Wi-Fi unless you’re ready for a total “redesign.”