Alfredo

And then there’s Alfredo, the robot equivalent of that one old laptop we all know and (reluctantly) love. Alfredo’s specialty? Seizing up, freezing, and dramatically disconnecting at exactly the worst moments.

Imagine you’re 99% done with an important task—boom! Alfredo’s screen goes blank, and his little face appears with a stressed-out expression. “System overload! Give me a sec… or an hour. Who knows?!” Alfredo has mastered the art of suspense.

Known for his signature move—the “Spinning Wheel of Doom”—Alfredo adds a flair of unpredictability to your day. Whether it’s during a presentation, mid-download, or right before saving a file, Alfredo’s timing is impeccably inconvenient.

But don’t be too hard on him. With his trembling antennas and anxious little beeps, Alfredo always looks genuinely sorry. He’ll assure you he’s “rebooting” (even if he just needs a nap). Alfredo may be unreliable, but he’s trying his best… probably.